Scottbenderhemslaw Jr. is the best ship ever to have existed.
I'm still looking for my Blaine.
The essence of being athorable
Reblogging because athorable is going in my vocabulary.
I’m an uncle!
killed me I cannot stop laughing send help
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I have to reblog this every time it appears on my dash because of reasons
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Honest to god Tom just needs to have a baby omfg I’d volunteer but I’m underage man can someone please just give him a kid so we can have little Hiddleston’s running around with curly hair and laughing all ‘eheheheh’ like omfg I bet they’d cry like ‘ehehe’ as well and they’d have curly hair and really great cheekbones OMFG THINK OF THE BEARDS HIS KIDS WILL HAVE

guys i can’t stop coming back to this
#KIND PEOPLE #I HAVE FOUND A GREAT LAKE IN THIS GRAND FORTRESS OF THE MAN OF IRON #THE SLOPING DEVICE CREATES A TINGLE IN MY STOMACH HAW HAW #I FEEL FREE AND SWIFT LIKE THE GRAND MJOLNIR IN THE WIND #IT IS CALLED “SLIDE” SAYETH THE BIRD MAN #THIS JOY SLIDE #I LIKE IT #ANOTHER!
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i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
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